http://www.windowsphone.com/en-us/store/app/photobeamer/971c41e5-3596-4a7a-ba2c-bcd7780d7db5

Check that shiz ba dizzle out NOW!

https://photobeamer.com/

Basically, you go on your phone to photobeamer app, select a photo to display on any screen with internet… and it just appears on there! BA DA!!!

Nice one Nokia.. you sexy bunch of Finnish people.

Inhibition won’t win this battle,
To take you around the next bend,
To wrap you around yourself,
To stand up against all odds.

Purity, evanescence, vigilance.
Communicate inwards…
Become kinetic.

It’s a break from yourself.
Absence.
Unregistered.

Beaten to the beat,
Re-folded and disarmed.
…

And breathe.

Fucking stuck with it,
Anti-fucking I dunno.

I couldn’t be bothered to scroll so here is a way of faking the mouse:
1. press enter button that comes up
2. press F12 to open developer console
3. press on the scripts tab
4. Search for “gotouser” and press enter to search
5. Copy the code that appears like so:

6. change ‘my_code’ to that funny code:

javascript: var my_speed = 110;
function my_loop(){
my_code += my_speed;
}
setInterval(function(){my_loop();}, 50);

Paste the above code into the url bar and press enter (REMEMBER THAT CHROME STRIPS javascript: off at the beginning when pasting… so make sure you type it back in). Make sure the url bar contains nothing else but the above.

Sit back and enjoy

Oh you can pause to goto wee wee by doing this:

This is the moment I have been waiting for. Thank the heavens for this moment of SEX!

Brand new spanking, delicious freaking shag monkey device.

ME GUSTA the blue one!

Heard about it first here (Thanks Sahil):

http://www.dailytech.com/Microsoft+Announces+106inch+Surface+Windows+8+Tablet/article24957.htm

Don’t rub your nipples too hard!

For some time there has been a focus on type 2 diabetes being, in a way, treatable, but I wasn’t going to shout about it until I was sure it really worked.

Alas, the time has come! This news has been circulating the internet for some time now but it can be difficult to find if you’re not specifically searching for Type 2 Diabetes reversal. So hopefully this page will get searched for as “cure” and you’ll be pleased with the result…

This is the news:

Type 2 Diabetes can be reversed: http://www.diabetes.co.uk/reversing-diabetes.html

I implore you to visit your doctor and ask about what you can do to reverse your type 2 diabetes.

Be confident and strong…

1. Create a new page in your template directory called “the-calendar.php” place the following code in it:
   http://pastebin.com/sUSzJMWM
2. Create a new script file (that has access to jquery). Put the following code in it (MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SET site_url to equal “get_template(‘blog_info’) . ‘/’”):
   http://pastebin.com/Q16ibAZ0
3. Now just include this wherever you want the calendar to be (keeping in mind that the above script must be accessible):
   http://pastebin.com/fyhXrCiW
   Don’t forget to style your date.php page in your wordpress theme directory!!!
4. Here is some default styling that looks awful but should get you started:

   http://pastebin.com/NMauFJWq

The Calendar works by calling (via AJAX) an external PHP file that gathers and echos the HTML code that generates the table. On the success of the AJAX, it just fills the specific div with the returning html.

Please feel free to expand on the code and also ask questions if you can’t get it to work! I hope it saves you some time!

I will make this a plugin when I get the time!

Stand up.
Walk out.

How do you know what will happen when you do…
What you never,
ever,
do.

Cycle through those pictures. You don’t have to be a genius to realise the world is completely fucked up.

What can we do. Anyone? I want to help now… I want to help. This isn’t right. ITS NOT FUCKING RIGHT.

http://www.aionfreetoplay.com/

Really hope it helps some people out as it did with myself and colleagues.

Click here to use the search and replace regular expression tool

Simply describe your regular expression as follows:

.replace(/]*>/g, "")

Feel free to put as many replaces onto the end as you like.

Please report any bugs or requests

An eternal wonder of what might be.

An astonishment and bewildering drive,
Shot with fire and passion,
The will to know more,
To find that inner key,
to unlock that door.

Smell the air,
The fresh, sweet, smell of spring,
Reach out and give in to it all.

Plunge into the unknown,
discover anew.

Look at your hands,
Feel the world slip through them and let realisation secure you.

Climb the rope to the top of the mountain,
Dig through to the core,
Sail the oceans.

Let life flow through your veins,
It’s a joy,
It’s amazing,
It’s worth waking for.

Let the blood rush to your cheeks,
stand firm and strong,
Till the last breath.

She’ll take us in the end.
And it will be gone.

The now

I thought I had best start with our current position in the world. What have we already achieved? I started with a few keyword rich searches in Bing (Ooo, not Google… how controversial). The former are not so interesting, yet they start the thinking process:

• Birth Control implant
• Pacemaker

A few more search results return some more interesting break throughs:

• Prosthetic limbs
• Electronic eye (yes, that’s right, electronic eye!)
• Bio augmentations (mouse with ear on back)

Deus Ex – Human Revolution

Human Revolution – the prequel to Deus Ex has complex mechanical tools/weapons augmented into a human body. Deus Ex has nano augmentation (Just like a  big computer packed into a laptop and a laptop packed into a mobile). All these augmentations have connections to each other because they are connected like us to an internet; a data highway if you will. Big Brother?

So why not?

If we already have chemical releasing implants, pacemakers to keep our own hearts continuing even though they are supposedly non-functional, electronic hands that can interface with our muscles and allow amputees to get their independance back and electronic eyes that make some blind people have some visibility again… why not?

Imagine in 10 years time, people are optionally having phones augmented into their body. Think about answering the call and the call inside your head picks up. Use mind control to talk to each other similar to using direct neural interfacing to control objects on a screen like this. Look at a random passer by on the street and, through the internet, face recognition or some identification calls a database and recieves information about that person. Imagine how easy policing would be?

Let’s think harder. Imagine people are forced to have an augmentation that stores up to date readings of alcohol and drug levels or illnesses people have. A database of everyones conditions, thoughts, movements that can be accessed with a search tool like Google. It doesn’t seem complex to me… and it’s a fucking scary thought. I for one wouldn’t let someone implant that kind of shit into me, so there will be politics. Politics will fail, so there will be fights. Fights lead to wars and terrorism. People will be searching for groups and others who have managed to not get implanted. The police, the army, the World are looking for you and your group…

Not so surprising then that Deus Ex – Human Revolution could be real within the next 100 years. I only wish I could be alive to see it happen.

Please leave comments, I’m revved up for some deep discussion.

I forgot just how perfect this album is and I demand that you listen to it as soon as possible.

You can download it here: Amazon MP3 Download – John Frusciante – Curtains

Get your skateboard out and listen to John Frusciante Curtains, you will feel everything tenfold.

Have a great day!

I have been using Firefox since god knows when and I’ve been chuffed with it all this time. Only recently have I been thinking of moving on. My reasons are acceptable – Adobe flash crashing constantly, Firefox in its entirety crashing, Performance of the browser was cry worthy… I tried Chrome… There is not enough options.

The latest windows update ushered me into downloading the new IE9 and as a developer, I was intrigued at how my sites would look in it; what new shitty devilry has Microsoft unleashed on their browser?

I am seriously surprised. It’s lightning fast and it’s beautiful!

I am, however, slightly disturbed by the Internet Explorer 9 developer toolbar… Firebug is just so god damn awesome, they’ll find it hard to crack this one on the head… but good start Microsoft, welldone. Give me a better developer toolbar and I will be as happy as… Larry!

Click here to Download the new Internet Explorer 9

Oh please,
Let it be,
For i yearn to be free,
To sail, to surf, to glide, to fly,
To yell out the words,
I’m happy to be,
I can see,
I’m not blind,
I’m not deaf,
I’m not ill,
I live,
I’m here,
I’m now,
I’m yours,
World come and hug me,
I promise i adore you,
I’ll be yours,
You be mine,
Through the space and time,
And beyond.
Let’s be free…
For eternity.

We’re thinking together and breathing as one, thought
I could be with it day and night,
But I was wrong,
The man is blocking my sun.

I was a little ticked off that Tekken official website – tekken.com – did not have any forums, so I have set up a fansite unofficial forum myself.

Hopefully if you’re interested in tekken and their upcoming games, events, competitions and much more, you’ll make a few comments there.

Here is a link to the unofficial Tekken forum.

Click here to buy Swahili Blonde – Man Meat

I really love the album. It reminds me of some of the crazy Sublime albums, John Frusciantes earlier stuff like Niandres lades and usually just a t-shirt and some others… I can’t remember their names. These are albums I very much enjoy listening to because they escape a lot of the constraints other artists have gotten themselves into… Including me.

I think John Frusciante’s input is spot on but hands up to the original Swahili Blonde gang for having such a fantastic sound. I like the fact that the album doesn’t get to that serious level that leaves you feeling a bit empty. I also like a break from lyrically driven songs… It’s an all round good album for me.

I can’t really rate music, each to their own and all that… So i’ll just say that this has become my favourite album.

I was going to go over the songs and write some of the stuff I feel when listening… Alas, I don’t feel pressured by the album to specifically think of anything, It really just lets you glide. I’ll tell you if it becomes more bemusing as I listen to it; at the moment It feels clean. Rather than being tainted by the life of the musicians, it is more defined by the music’s abstract nature itself. I love that, I love that a lot.

Thanks Swahili Blonde, great listen… Sounds great on my Bose Mazda 6 MPS speakers too, yippee.

Got home and unpacked my fresh version of GT5. Oh lordy lord.

The smell of the instruction booklet’s fresh print. *shiver runs down spine*. This is it. It’s here. It’s finally FUCKING here.

Installation:
It takes ages to install GT5. 43 minutes on my PS3 classic 40GB. The game needs a fair bit of space. If I remember correctly, it was 8GB and some… which is fine!

Introduction video:
*drools*. So much machinery, I don’t know what to do with myself. The video was very cool. It demonstrates the process of car creation including all the metal making parts which was absolutely fantastic. All in 1080p… yum yum.

The User Interface:
My date and time were wrong so after the initial panic of the fact I could not select any of the menu options because it could not sync, it all seemed pretty good. Slow, but good. It looks beautiful and makes sense. Very nice intuitive layout. I like the idea of the home page, very cool.

The simulator / Game:
*drools*. GT5 has the physics absolutely spot on! I cannot believe how real this game feels. It’s actually scary. Graphics are a bit shit, but the simulator is addictive. The events are plentiful. The game just feels so right. I love it with a passion.

The Multiplayer:
The server list is extremely slow, and my joystick seemed unresponsive whilst the server list loaded. It reminded me of Battlefield Bad Company 2 when it first came out on PC. My connection cut out half way through it updating and GT5 would not respond after it had done so. I had to restart in the end.

Apart from that, the multiplayer itself was very cool. I assume that there will be a lot of work to be done in updating the whole multiplayer feature… It’s all a bit lacking. But don’t worry, you’ll love it nonetheless.

Music
The music is gorgeous, and plentiful. A lot of it is very loungy so it really fits well with the whole driving theme.

Verdict – 4/5
Haha, ver-”dick”-t. Anyway. I love this game. If you like driving, you must get this game. Trust me, it’ll be everything you were looking for and more. It’s my favourite racing game so far.

Oh by the way, it has our car in it: Mazda 6 MPS, first race you participate in:

Here’s some other reviews:

• IGN – 8.5
• Gamespot – 7.5
• Joystiq – 4/5 Stars

Please take them with salt, they are very focused on it being a game rather than a simulator, thing is. If you love driving, you’ll love this game. I don’t understand why they are attacking it so much. It’s a very big success, its a 3 thumbs up (“Incest in the morning… 97.1″)

I have to be honest, i’m extremely excited about it all now. I’m trying to get my hands on a nice Logitech G25 racing wheel set but everything is a little pricey at the moment – Goose is getting fat and all that.

Fingers and toes crossed that there is no more delays.

Source provided below:

• IGN: Gran Turismo 5
• Amazon.co.uk
• Vg Releases – GT5 Release Date PS3
• Play.com

Guess what, my Mazda 6 MPS is in the game too!

Here’s a list of cars present in Gran Turismo 5

The deserts of my mind,
Prickled by the distaste for human integrity.

I’m arming my guilt with a smoke grenade,
Short fuse.
Pin released.

I hope that the echo beholds a rapture,
We all sought before the aftermath.
The endless conundrum of a sharp complexity,
And a beveled personality.

I’ll gallop away on my horse,
To the mountains of beyond,
To the valleys yonder,
And envelop myself in elation.

The same problem over and over again. You restart after a computer crash and GRUB WANKING LOADER COMES UP…

“Grub Loader could not initialize: ERROR 15″ or some fucking error like that…

What? WHAT? FUCKING WHAT? I already uninstalled your ass you piece of shit.

This is how to repair Windows 7 if Grub decides to take over your god damn pc again.

1. Put your windows 7 disk in the computer
2. It will load before the Grub loader if your BIOS has CD as 1st in BOOT Sequence
3. Wait for Windows 7 disk to load, choose your language and press next
4. Select Repair your computer (bottom left)
5. Click Command Prompt
6. Type: dir
7. Is this your windows partition? If not, find the windows partition, it’ll have windows folder in it I’m guessing. You can change drive by typing: c: or whatever drive letter you have then typing: dir to check.
8. When you’ve found it, type: “chkdsk /f drive:” without the quotes. Replace “drive:” with whatever drive your windows installation is installed on.
9. It’ll do some long old process of checking files and will tell you when it has done its job.
10. After it’s done, press the close button and restart your computer, take the disk out and cross your fucking fingers
11. If this hasn’t solved your problem, pray to fucking God, because it took me 1 whole hour to find a forum with an answer that worked and this ain’t the first time it has happened.

UP YOURS GRUB LOADER

(Given amount/ Total amount) * 100

example:

My website has had 1,522 unique visitors.

There are 6,697,254,041 people in the whole world

(1522/6697254041) * 100

*cries*… I’m not divulging in the percentage of the world that visits my site, because it will drive me into a deep depression…

But there you have it: How to work out a percentage.

Hard headed, we jump over chasms for you,
Long rooting steps on grass that cushions each impression,
In sand I stride with our balance,
Beyond compare.

And it’s all because,
Because of one feeling that initiates these words,
Plays my heart like a harp,
And composes my every form.

Love.

Love in all its wildest forms,
Controls me.

I walked into the garage with my cousin and his friend to get a refreshing beverage after skating and found a bottle of Mountain Dew resting delicately in the fridge. Ah Pepsi, you’ve outdone yourself once again.

It doesn’t taste quite the same as I remember it but it’s still deliciously dangerous and packed full of badness… YUM YUM.

60g of sugar, oh boy I love this drink so much, it’s a mans drink for sure *he says vibrating across the table*.

Anyway, get down to your local store and buy some Mountain Dew, it’s good for you! (James Trusler is not held responsible for any deaths caused by caffeine and sugar contents present in this fantastic drink and any other problems that may arise from the consumption of Mountain Dew).

Enjoy!

There we have it…

Gran Turismo 5 will now be released in UK “before Christmas”…

This is what they say:

“We are sorry to say that Gran Turismo 5 will not be available on the previously announced release date of November 3rd, but the game will be released before Christmas,” a statement read.

“We sincerely apologise to GT fans for the delay, however creator Kazunori Yamauchi and the team at Polyphony Digital want to make certain they are creating a racing experience of the highest quality.

“We are confident that this ambitious game will exceed expectations when it launches later this year. We’ll have more information for you in the near future.”

That’s all folks!

James

Try and click on my RSS Feed button at the top of the page using Google Chrome and all hell will break loose.

Reason: Google Chrome does not ship with an RSS Feed browser so you’ll have to go look for an extension.

Luckily I found one for you and it seems to work fine:

https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/nlbjncdgjeocebhnmkbbbdekmmmcbfjd

I am astonished at it not having an RSS browser by default, it seems like a pretty standard feature these days?

Crazy.

I found an issue with the Steam user interface on the News Page and decided to report it with a friendly suggestion:

Javascript problem on the Steams UI News Page.

When you scroll to the bottom, it uses Ajax to call the latest news articles, appends them to the bottom of the table and extends the scrollbar. Unfortunately because of this, when you want to use the menu items at the bottom of the page, you can never do so, because the page consistently appends old news on to the bottom. It reminds me of a Mac, try to select something at the bottom and the dock comes up, you can never get to it. lol.

Can we not have some archive feature instead of this? Ajax is great but it introduces some problems I once made this schoolboy error, lovely to see many others make it too… phew.

You could have a button on the News page at the bottom that calls the “LoadMoreNews()” function within the news.js instead? Should do the trick? Perhaps put a counter on there like “show next 10 news articles”, but it’ll have to be dynamic; if the user comes to the last set of news articles, it’ll need to say for example “show next 3 articles”. No doubt you got some object methods/paramaters lurking around with that info.

All the best and good luck!

Ok, so that’s fair enough right? I awaited a response and this is what I got:

It’s intended how it is now. The footer is only included so that news pages that filter to only a few stories don’t end abruptly. If you are viewing all news then you will indeed be scrolling for a long time before reaching it, but it’s not a primary navigation element and is considered less useful than seeing more news.

Well, great feature jmccaskey, I’m really happy to see that Valve’s team are well rehearsed in defending their coding… Boo.

Anyway, just a rant of the day kind of thing. Hope they fix it.

Support me by posting in the Steam Forum here.

There seems to be a little uncertainty as to how the fire started but there is reason to believe that it may have been the Actors Union; Peter Jackon, New Line, Warner Bros and MGMs have had some conflict in the pay that actors get.

Don’t be too worried though, the production of the movie is still happening and filming will be started in 2011 (subject to further delays).

Here’s some source:

• http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Hobbit-set-burns-down-in-New-Zealand-3613413.html
• http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a280033/hobbit-set-burns-down-in-new-zealand.html?rss

I’m pretty damn excited about The Hobbit being made into a movie, I was just recently talking to a friend about how I miss such movies. Yippee…

Only the best for your banana!

Buy it for your girlfriend at Christmas, watch her grab your banana and load it into the banana guard, she won’t be bashing that for a while! eh-oh…

They call it – “Grandpa in my pocket” – Notice the fact that it’s a “special magazine”.

I… I just can’t breathe… Oh please, help, stop me laughing. I just can’t help but think of the old man in Family Guy – ” ‘Sssscuse me Ssssssonnyy “.

I can’t believe they gave this children’s magazine such a sworded name.

Look at the positioning of that poor boy… He sure does look surprised to find that Grandpas “cap” is shrinking.

So here is the video:

Big ole thanks to the poster – Oferspiegel -  for making me laugh.

Naturally I googled it straight away to see what the fuss was all about and found out to my horror that Zone Alarm was now producing Scare Ware.

Here is the original article which i’m sure you’ll be interested in reading…

My verdict is that Zone alarm has been very good to me since installing it about 4 years ago… Why start this shit now.

Anyway, just ignore the message by clicking the X in the corner. Should do the job nicely. Obviously go and look for another firewall/virus checker that does offer the protection you need for free if you are worried; I will be doing just that.

I mean, it’s kinda funny when your swimming in a pool in 37 degrees heat drinking cocktail after cocktail after beer after whatever that drink is after more and more alcohol… but damn is that freaking crazy. That poor women who got absolutely pwned, hope she does allright etc…

Want a coffee?… KABOOM!

Ok so here’s a quote from a proper long news article about what happened… Probably should click through and read up on this crazy shit.

Mail Online: “It went off like a bomb yesterday in Sainsbury’s, in Farnborough, Hampshire, blasting a hole in a wall and injuring 15 people.”

Enjoy your cup of coffee…

Amazingly fun, what a great piece of machinery!

Here is a picture of my new baby:

I also wanted to ask why all songs including “Rihanna – Only Girl” sound so similar. They all have the same synth ideas going on and the same beat structures throughout, it’s tedious, especially listening to Radio 1 that constantly plays this stuff. I’m not saying it’s shit and I’m really glad that people enjoy listening but… That song was very boring… Is that my opinion? I don’t know anymore, I’m starting to think it’s a fact. From a huge celebrity musical talent such as Rihanna, you expect a bit more effort put in.

Unfortunately I can’t find a video for the song yet, but when I do, I’ll put it here.

And here’s a link to the lyrics so you can be amused: http://www.directlyrics.com/rihanna-only-girl-lyrics.html

And here is a little talk about on the new song: http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00035185.html

*shrugs shoulders*.

Does this affect the Top Gear series at all? We all know who he is. It all seems to lose its humour…

Well I guess it’s the end of an era. I only hope that it all blows over for poor old Ben.

There’s a really good article about the whole “Who is the Stig?” thing at BBC News and wikipedia has been updated with the Stig news too.

Comments etc.

It’s hard to move away from Mazda once you’ve had a Mazda. The 6 series gives the most fantastic drive and even for an estate, the car is pretty fun. It’s got a bit of edge that I really admire. So I thought I’d stick with Mazda, at least this time round.

I’ve been reading up a lot about various different cars and judging how much money I had to spend on my latest fix and came to the conclusion that the Mazda 6 MPS was the best way to go.

I did a search on autotrader.co.uk and found about 8 Mazda 6 MPS on sale, 3 of which were worth looking at. After sending a few emails off, I managed to book a test drive in Ashford, Kent (about a 2 hour drive from where I live) for the following Saturday. Friday approached. I was on edge the whole evening just bursting at the seams with excitement, I knew I was going to be buying it. I Randomly went to check my emails only to find that the car had been sold and would be out of the garage on Saturday… Bugger.

Since that day, all of the Mazda 6 MPS of worth are gone. I’m struggling to pick one up in black and with a Mazda warranty attached.

So there you have it, Mazda 6 MPS is a bloody hard car to get your hands on but when I do possess its power, I will reign hell upon the earth.

Enjoy the rest of the week.

Enough to be ridiculously excited about the release of Gran Turismo 5.

Gran Turismo UK Release date is confirmed: 2nd November 2010.

Here’s the official E3 2010 trailer to get you as excited as I am:

Compliments to IGNentertainment

What’s this? Payment declined?

Apparently Abbey don’t like their customers spending over £1000 at any one time so they lock the account… I’m a thief!

Ok fair enough, a little protection on my debit card is probably a good thing, so I decided to ring up Santander, get the card unlocked and proceed with my holiday payment. No big deal!

I dialed the phone number and was greeted by the most amazingly fucking annoying music I have ever heard, like some epic adventure of banking grief. This women is telling me every 30 seconds “we’re very sorry to keep you waiting but we aren’t working hard enough to answer your call because we suck more than a Dyson”.

25 fucking minutes later I cancel the call and re-dial; more enraged than a pot of Naga Chilli.

“The custom service is currently closed, please select from the following options”

Ok, so the custom service counter is closed yet I can choose from options and wait in an infinite loop for noone to fucking answer.

*claps hands*.

Cheers Santander. Thanks for the great holiday you piece of shit.

A little birdie told me that Mafia 2 was available for download on Steam.

“Vito has started to make a name for himself on the streets of Empire Bay, someone who can be trusted to get a job done. In this hot leaded playable demo, you and Joe get one of your first serious assignments, to deal with a chump that isn’t playing ball the way the Mob likes it.”

So go download the demo here and tell me what you think of it by posting a comment below!

It looks freaking awesome! I can’t wait…

If you were interested in my “Diabetics have to queue in Chessington” post, then please join the crazy discussions that are going on at diabetes.co.uk

Please share your opinion on the subject as it’s bugging me to death!

My comments are submitted as “jimmyt1988″ so please share your views here… or there!

Really hope you enjoy your day.

James Trusler

• FT FacePress II
• Post To Twitter

They are great and the Twitter plugin pretty much works straight off. It allows your posts, when published/updated, to automatically be added into Twitter. Unfortunately, FT FacePress II was not such a chalmer.

The problem was that One.com limit PHP mailer emails to 20 per day, and so I was cursing and blinding for about an hour before realising why the plugin did not work. So here’s the work around:

1. Create an email address with your host and call it something like out@domain.com
2. Download the Plugin: FT FacePress II
3. Edit the plugin and replace the following code:

if (!function_exists("ft_publish_status")) {
 function ft_publish_status($emailAddr, $status) { 

 $message = '-';
 $headers = 'From: '. get_bloginfo('admin_email') . "\r\n" .
 'Reply-To: '. get_bloginfo('admin_email') . "\r\n" .
 'X-Mailer: PHP/' . phpversion();
 wp_mail($emailAddr, $status, $message, $headers);

 if (is_wp_error($result)) {
 return $result->get_error_message();
 } else if (isset($result["response"]["code"])) {
 return $result["response"]["code"];
 } else {
 return false;    }
 }
}

with:

if (!function_exists("ft_publish_status")) {
 function ft_publish_status($emailAddr, $status) { 

 $message = '-';
 $headers = 'From: out@yourdomain.com' . "\r\n" .
 'Reply-To: '. get_bloginfo('admin_email') . "\r\n" .
 'X-Mailer: PHP/' . phpversion();
 wp_mail($emailAddr, $status, $message, $headers);

 if (is_wp_error($result)) {
 return $result->get_error_message();
 } else if (isset($result["response"]["code"])) {
 return $result["response"]["code"];
 } else {
 return false;    }
 }
}

And there we have it. You can now send as many freaking status updates as your host allows.

Enjoy success

Do they fear the world they enter as I pull them in?

I just found out there will be a Tekken vs Street Fighter game. W00t!

As If I wasn’t already excited enough about The old Republic for PC,  Street Fighter and Tekken 6 for the PS3. This is going to be amazing…

I thought the best way to hype you all for this pretty gnarly news was to post a few links to some forums and vids that share the same enthusiasm as me for this revolution!

Compliments to Machinimarespawn’s

Compliments to RajmanGamingHD

And a few forums that got me excited:

• WR Forums – Tekken vs Street Fighter
• Gamespot – Playstation Forum
• PS3 attitude – Tekken Vs Street Fighter
• Vortez – Street Fighter Vs Tekken

Here’s some news that will get your blood boiling and your sugar levels low.

I decided to go to Chessington World of Adventures to have a ruddy good time and as usual, I went directly to the medical hut to sort out my disability bands for my diabetes; they allow me to go to the front of queues due to the risk of getting low blood sugars whilst waiting.

I was greeted by a disabled man (not sure what he had) and I explained my situation of being diabetic, handed him a note from the doctor clearly stating that it is a risk for me to wait in the queues and listened intently to what he had to say:

CWA Staff: “Is that the only disability you have?”

ME: “erm, yes, it IS the disability I have”

CWA Staff: “Well we only hand out the bands to people who find it difficult to wait in queues”

I was stunned. I simply said ok and left the hut. The story doesn’t get much better than this. Luckily I went back in with some guts and explained:

ME: “How is this acceptable? I pay £36 to enter Chessington to have a good time, not to constantly worry about my blood sugars. When I wait in a queue, my blood sugar levels lower; especially in the sun. I get to the ride and ignore my symptoms because I am excited about getting on and then have a hypo whilst on it.”

CWA Staff: “Well we will give you the band this time, but next time you need to bring a letter stating it’s difficult for you to wait in a queue”

Well hangon… Didn’t I just tell you it’s difficult you fool, and read the damn letter too, it explains it.

So anyway, I got the band but what a total waste of my time.

I guess what I want to try and say is that Chessington World of Adventurers is way off the mark when it comes to defining what a disability is.

Grr, James

Have you ever got up in the morning, pushed your finger through the orange carton film at the top only to find you just pushed the pouring mechanism into the carton. No? Well…

Have you ever got up in the morning, successfully opened up the shitty carton and maintained its functionality, only to find that it pours out like the first piss in the morning. I mean for goodness sake, does gravity not apply to these cartons. You might as well just pour the fucking orange juice onto the table to save you the time.

Grrr. Orange juice cartons really grind my gears.

Usually I find that extreme hype tends to ruin movies, especially when you know what they are about. Knowing it was on the same lines as “The Matrix” or “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” was enough to be interested.

Unfortunately when I got to the cinema it was packed out and I got some shit seats at the front. What a fucking headache!

I’ll fast forward to the end of the movie.

Fantastic directing from Christopher Nolan as always and brilliant visuals (You have to see it to believe it). One of the scenes where there was no gravity was absolutely phenomenal, I noticed that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was holding his breath but it really was some outstanding acting and in fact makeup and post-processing.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s acting was flipping brilliant. His latest selection of movies has really shed light on his talent as an actor. Ellen Page also did a cracking job of acting, she was extremely believable, in fact… Inspiring.

Tom Hardy’s character was suited and executed perfectly. He made an eye opening performance, I kid you not, it was extremely natural and as inspirational as Ellen Page’s performance.

The storyline was well constructed but am I surprised, Christopher Nolan has been faultless in most of his movies and he continues to push the boundaries of Filmography.
So to avoid being too criticcy and reviewy, I’ll stop here and say – Inception was a fantastic film and you simply have to see it!

James Trusler xx

They’re creating personalised skateboards by buying good quality decks and spraying they’re own emotional juices on the bottom (Yum).

I personally recommend visiting they’re Facebook page where you can look at they’re upcoming collection of graphics and designs.

Excellent work!

“StarCraft II continues the epic saga of the Protoss, Terran, and Zerg. These three distinct and powerful races will clash once again in the fast-paced real-time strategy sequel to the legendary original, StarCraft. Legions of veteran, upgraded, and brand-new unit types will do battle across the galaxy, as each faction struggles for survival…”

I mean, comeon… This sounds epic, I honestly cannot wait!

But why is it that Blizzard never release their damn games on Steam. I want to see it on Steam, It’s where a hell of a lot of my games are held these days and it just makes sense to have it released there. I can only being to imagine the amount of sales they will get from releasing it on Steam over and above the already outstandingly huge fan base of StarCraft 2

So here is a question: Will StarCraft 2 be released on Steam?

And here is an answer: StarCraft 2 will not be released on Steam.

It will, however, be released on battle.net

It’s the thoughts it gives me when i’m drinking it. The searing desert heat and tumbling weeds rolling past the cart horse, pot on the open fire with freshly ground Mexican coffee beans brewing inside. I take off my cowboy hat and rest it on a rock, pour straight from the boiling pot into my clay coffee cup made by a pottery shop found on the side of the desert road in my travels.

The taste of sweet jammy strawberries, smooth caramel hints and an earthiness that just fills the spot.

I love coffee so much and respect it even more. So visit the espresso coffee website to learn a few interesting things about coffee. Articles are added often.

“Get away from me you freak!”

“You got eyes like teabags…”

“He’s a fucking drunk!”

“Can I have milk in my tea please?”

“I like that new song on the radio.”

“I don’t really like coffee.”

“I did read it, It just doesn’t make sense.”

“Do you want to go nightclubbing?”

“I didn’t understand that movie, it was shit.”

“Do you have a Facebook account?”

Compliments to Bibihest for the video submission.

After 5 months of no Google indexing, I realised there was a problem. It took all my courage to a post on the Wordpress site with such an embarassing issue.

I got some great responses and I truly thank the users for helping me out:

One of them suggested it might be a server issue. I contacted one.com to see if there was any problems with the servers that might be blocking Google index from my Wordpress website. The customer service guy “Eduard” responded within about 10 seconds with “check your .htaccess file”…

# -FrontPage-

IndexIgnore .htaccess */.??* *~ *# */HEADER* */README* */_vti*

order deny,allow
deny from all
allow from all

order deny,allow
deny from all

# BEGIN WordPress

RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /index.php [L]

# END WordPress

*FACEPALM*

I simply removed the lines above

# BEGIN WordPress

And literally facepalmed myself, not palmed... That would be very weird? no?.

Enjoy the rest of your day!

I remember the rumors of it being released 2009 October Halloween exciting me to the extent of writing faggy little emails to my friends asking what race they would be. Anyhow, Diablo 3 expected release date UK got delayed again and I say “bravo!”. If they spend as much time making it as I will spend playing it, it can’t be a bad thing. Blizzard, good on you for perfecting a game before it’s released. This will do you good. Just make sure the buzz is still going before it’s released!

Let’s hope that WOW updates finally cease to exist and they start working on new and exciting projects like StarCraft 2!

Can’t wait!

I booted Skate 3 up on the PS3 and enjoyed the cinematic movie. Fantastic and as funny as usual.

The layout of the interface was a little different so I struggled to find the multiplayer options for party play and decided to start a career instead, leaving the party play for when my friends came.

That evening, I was running on caffeine; totally excited about the evening, I decided I’d get the party play mode for Skate 3 prepared.

“Where is it, where is it. Must be here somewhere!”. I read through the instructions… Nothing?

I Googled it.

I cried.

Skate 3 has no party play mode. Why the hell would they have taken one of the greatest elements of Skate 3, out of Skate 3. It makes little to no sense. I demand an explanation from EA themselves for this stupid decision.

We want Skate 3 offline party play mode and we want it now!

Comments etc…

I am 21 years of age (subject to change), I love art to its nth degree and creating pictures, music and poetry that reflect my eratic weirdness

How long have you been doing artistic thingies?

When I was a little kid, I use to draw cartoons of video game characters like Super Mario and Banjo Kazooie with my best friend in school, rather than doing actual work… My family always had an artistic flair too so I guess that helped me to be interested or submerged into the world of art.

Do you use predictive text?

Yes, I do.

How often do you send Text Messages?

Random question. Probably once in a full moon *shrugs*

Where do you continue to get motivation from?

I get a lot of inspiration from the world around me. Turmoil, love… you know, the usual. A lot of it gets right on my nerves so I decide to ramble about it in a poem or song.

What does James do?

I work for a web application development company and enjoy my work as it gives me the freedom to be creative in many ways that I would not usually have time for at home.

Why is James on the web?

I see it as a great way to communicate to the individuals. I like to think that some really bummed out guy finds my website and can associate his emotions with the kind I express in a lot of my poetry and songs.

What does James get up to?

I love skateboarding, oh boy do I love skateboarding. For a long time I would go pretty much every other day, but now I’m all busy and what not, so now I try and skateboard once every other week with my cousin. We genuinely have a good laugh and it’s a real release for me… sexually… Nah just kidding.

Favourite movie?

Gosh, I guess it would be a fight between Apocalpyse now and Pulp Fiction. I will probably regret choosing these but at the moment, they are big in my head.

Favourite singer?

I have a few but John Frusciante is definetly up there.

Well thanks James Trusler for spending the time with me today, have a great life.

I wonder if Chris Moyles can beat a world record for killing people through music.

You can listen to it here, but beware, it’s fucking annoying. The song grinds on you more than a grinder, grinding things. It’s so intensly frustrating! *rips hair out*.

Feel free to add comments to this blog entry.

First thing to point out is that up until now, World of Warcraft seemed to be the only MMO worth playing. Don’t get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed Aion Online, Age of Conan, WAR, LOTRO and EVE but they didn’t have the same, dare I say it, WOW factor. So I think I speak for most MMO fans when I say that Star Wars TOR is next on the wish list.

It seems like Bioware has been developing it for ages and I am hoping that it is obvious in the final product. After all, KOTOR was an undeniably great game and the storyline was as gripping as some of the best Star Wars tales out there.

So here’s to a promising new era of great MMO games.

Watch: E3 3 part demo of Star Wars: The Old Republic

After a quick click through the review sites, I had set my targets on the Zune HD and was getting buzzed about the prospect of  owning one. Not only did the Zune HD look absolutely great, it was said to be a little faster, a little tastier, and a little more functional than the gaypod. I watched review video after review video to hear the same exciting news over and over again that this little beast was going to open a can of whoop ass on the fagpod. Deep in my gut I knew it felt right; I whipped out my Visa and punched into Google Shop…

WHAT? Not sold in the UK? Let me get this straight – After all my searching, all my research and all my hype, I find that the device that would make the ipod look like a teenage spot isn’t sold in the UK… What a pile of shit.

So I wrote this blog to urge those bastards to get that Zune HD into the UK without having to sign up with American accounts and all that jazz.

I also urge readers to comment here and explain the emotional turmoil they are going through over this awful awful news.

All the best,
James

The Shah of my land,
The power of my father,
And for all his glory,
I shall remain devout.

These naggering old fools,
Intelligent and wise?
A stone could outwit the West.

To force them out,
To cause disruption,
I think not.

To hell with their policies,
I know my people,
They simply know not themselves.

Power hungry bastards,
They won’t take my glory,
And they won’t take our name.

Ignoring them all together?

A good plan,
And a confusing one at that,
The manipulative diddering old farts,
I’ll return the offer.

Delays, delays, I need delays,
Too much pressure for one man,
And now they’re allies,
Scared of a little fight?
I’m certainly not,
Bring on your forces,
Bring them in,
We are mighty warriors…

And so I’m crowned.

The Shah of my land,
The power of my father,
And for all his glorious days,
I shall remain devout,
My blood is his.

I’ll drink to health,
For I’m not an illiterate,
And yet I pray to god,
And am told to pray more.

And now,
After all we’ve done,
They quarrel with their own?
A colony of bloody vultures,
Glugging back their victory.

I may not be as wise as them,
But my time has not come!
Yet I’m tired?

I think I’ll rest.

You take control of the reigns,
I’m tired.

The nights have been long creating this site so take advantage of all the features:

• Add comments to individual entries
• Keep up to date on what I’m doing with the RSS Feeds
• Or join me on myspace to listen real time to my music.

All the best,
James

I finally got off my ass and made the website. It’s all content managed and what not so it should be nice and easy for me to update; which means more content for you!

I really hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas, New year, Valentines Day and Easter (I may have missed a few). I have certainly been busy! I managed to get a new job at a lovely little private estate in Godalming UK and now work in a little cottage which has had a blast of modernity… It’s going really well and i’m learning heaps and heaps of new things.

I’ve got quite a lot of songaroonies coming along as well and I hope to get them out as soon as possible. They are a bit far out so it might be that this selection of songs doesn’t float your boat but as I said, my new site will hopefully mean I will be putting my all back into bringing you some of the good shit.

Boy oh boy, lots of things have happened since my last post. For starters, the uprising of Rage against the machines. Beautiful, to say the least. My change in music taste – Reggae. My new car; a beautiful Mazda 6, which I adore very much and the snowiest of snowy winters I have probably ever experienced…

I hope the year pans out as well as it feels it will.

All the best,

James.

“Presented with a treacherous sea, he; as a lonely entity, is faced with the battle against his self, his soul, his being and beliefs. After all, belief is all he has.

He notices others around him enjoy their lives and seemlessly understand what their cause is. The light shines down on him and he acknowledges his goal but does not yet understand it.

He observes an island in the distance with a mountain so high, its peak is swallowed in the clouds above. He approaches the island but jagged rocks destroy his ship and send him hurling on to the beach.

He is one, no longer just an entity. He belongs. While looking up, an overpowering fear surrounds him from the loneliness he faces.

While climbing the mountain, he stumbles, brakes, bruises and cuts himself but finally reaches a flattened peak. There he welcomes the help of another who is on such a similar journey.

Together they are in love and become one through understanding, reliability and strength but beyond the clouds an impossible challenge surely lies ahead. The farthest visible point beholds the most glorious light. A guidance perhaps and most certainly the answer to their journey.

Together through thick and thin they heave themselves over the last peak and step into the light.

Family, friends and spirits all greet the newcomers with warmth. They have all been on a similar journey and are now as one, as he and his other become one with them. And behold the light.”

Thoughts estranged to the will of my body;
I ignored my head and got going.
Packed my board and set off for the park.

This day was like no other,
And though the ambience of the place was filled with teenage angst,
I couldn’t help but feel a bit lighter.

It’s funny that such a small thing can be so great,
A flow that feels natural.
Free.

It’s difficult to explain to others.
Rolling forward after all is hardly grounds for a metaphor,
Yet one has to ponder why people board every day.

Of course, it must be a mixture of things,
Just rolling forward is nothing to boast about,
And it’s certainly “not where it’s at”

So I’ll just spurt a few of the standards in boarding
The formentioned freedom,
The progression and learning,
The air rushing past,
The excitement of speed
The smell of cut grass,
And also the weed.

But the problem comes when I try to explain.
Not everyone skateboards for one reason,
And so inadvertently skateboarding makes many impressions on people.

There’s the kids that are finding their feet,
Easily led astray and open to the subjection of the “big boys”,
Which takes me to the second kind.

The skateboarder that has a reputation to make,
Fighting for the attention by replacing wit with actions,
And always going that step further.
Respectable.

Then we have the guys who skate for looks,
The ones that do it for the banter,
And the image – self loathing and/or moping.

And then there’s the old school kind,
The subject of my poem,
And the real origin of what skateboarding is about for me.

They tend to be the older lads,
Flocking to the local park for a break from their work,
Or whatever may be bumming them out at the time.

Skateboarding to them, to me, is about going forward,
Life passes by with a blink of one’s eye,
A depressing reality and a complete party stopper,
So finding a way to break free of the loop is important.

Think of skateboarding as poetry, if you will,
Pushing on, going forward, progressing, freedom,
Loving, enjoying, and feeling that this day was a good day.

It’s about letting loose all your worries,
It’s about focusing on something that’s not governed,
Not controlled by the man.

It’s about being you,
Helping yourself,
To enjoy your life.

There is something special about a skateboard,
After reading what I have to say,
It’s easy to realise that skateboarding,
Is more than you originally thought,
And I pray that in the future, you can show more respect,
And more appreciation of why skateboarders and skateboarding,
Is worth it.

So go to your local shop,
Spend a few hard earned on a skateboard,
And give it a try,
I promise, you will feel…

The metal legend of Black Sabbath died on 16th May and fans gathered in Forest Law Memorial Park’s Hall of Liberty to say their last goodbyes.

Outside the Memorial Park for James, Baptist Church members demonstrated against Dio, claiming that he worshipped Satan.

Here are article links:

• Guardian – Ronnie James Dio died
• Eonline – James Dio died

Well, R.I.P James Dio.